Once A Teacher was lecturing on Population Explosion - "In India every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid."
Khalli stood up and said - "we must find & stop her!".

Khalli proposed to a girl..
Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'.
Khalli replied: 'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next year.

Balli and his family went for a party. He introduces himself -
I'm sardar, meet my wife sardarnee, this boy is my kid & the girl is my kidney....

Balli & his wife bought  coffee in a shop. 
Wife: Drink quickly
Balli: Why??
Wife: O' utthe likha hai, Hot coffee Rs.5 and Cold coffee Rs.10.

Balli visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. 
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. 
Balli goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. 
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXYGEN TUBE!"

Khalli: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". 
Balli: "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"