Khalli: That girl is deaf
Balli: How do you know?
Khalli: I said I love her, she replied, her slippers are new. . .

Officer Khalli: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer Khalli: That is not restricted.

Do you drink? Girl’s father asked Khalli. 
Khalli said “ first tell me whether it’s a question or invitation?”

Khalli: Go and water the plants.
Servant: it's already raining.
Khalli: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

Khalli and Balli were fixing a bomb in a car.
Balli : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Khalli : Dont worry, I have one more.

Balli : 'Look Khalli, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'
Khalli: 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'

Wife: Why are you waiting here?
Balli: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon, darling!

Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho. .?
Balli: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai!

Balli: I am going ka matlab batao.
Khalli: Main ja raha hoon.

Balli: Main nahi jane dunga, pehle matlab bata.

Balli mujra dekhne gaya, Saari raat mujra dekhta raha
Bai: Saheb humne aap ko khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo.

Toh Balli utha aur khud nachne laga.

Balli: Son this time, you have to score 90% marks in your exams.
Son: No father I'll score 100% marks.
Balli: Why are you kidding?
Son: Who started?