Khalli: Why dogs don't marry? 

Balli: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Balli went to battery shop and asked to replace the battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Balli: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Balli went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next. .
Ismein aur colour dikhaiye naa. . .