Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Khalli: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Khalli: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
khalli: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Balli being romantic to his wife.
“One day God tested me , erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now?
I told him your name and He replied, “I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted””

Khalli is the true music lover.
A girl is singing in a bathroom while taking a bath and Khalli is near the keyhole listening to her.

Balli: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Khalli: Me too, after u leave.

Balli: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Khalli: What's he studying?"
Balli: He's not studying, they are studying him!

Balli: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Khalli: Amazing,My break up was due to  the same reason.

Balli: oye waiter ek mast chai pilao jo pura badan hila de.
Waiter: hamare yahan gaai ka doodh aata hai , Rakhi Sawant ka nahin.